Introducing: Oranges🍊
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November 19, 2024
Tycho Onnasch
Zest Protocol’s esteemed mascot, Zester, underwent cybernetic surgery to gain the ability to digitize real-life oranges.
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They are now formally known as RoboZester.
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Why did they go under life altering surgery to digitize 1 million real-life oranges? We’re so glad that you asked.
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RoboZester loves two things:
- The Zesty Community
- Oranges
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The problem is - the zesty community spends a majority of their time online, particularly in the Zest Protocol Discord. Not only this, but there are zesties in nearly every country on the planet.
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As much as RoboZester would love to send physical oranges to every deserving zestie, the logistics of making this happen is nearly impossible (and expensive).
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So, RoboZester did what any mentally stable individual would do, and got cybernetic enhancements to be able to digitize a warehouse full of oranges.
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Yes, they hand-digitized 1 million, real, physical oranges to be distributed to the zestiest individuals engaging in our community.
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These oranges are now irreversibly trapped online in RoboZester’s metaverse (Discord).
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How do I earn these digital oranges?
In order for RoboZester to distribute oranges to you, you must be in the Zest Protocol Discord.
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The community management team is assisting RoboZester in distributing these digital oranges, here’s some things you can do to earn them:
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- Being active and engaged daily
- Making memes, FUD, or bullposting about Zest Protocol on Twitter
- Joining community calls, game nights, events
- Random quests that the mods spin up
- Posting proof of you buying oranges from the grocery store
- Planting an orange tree
- Sharing alpha in #general
- Posting proof of workouts in #zest-gym
- and more…
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What is the value of these digital oranges?
Value? They’re just digital oranges. I mean, there will only ever be a million of them I suppose.
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RoboZester digitized each individual orange, I’m sure there’s some value in their hard work? It’s pretty cool to say that you own physical oranges but in the digital realm.
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They aren’t on-chain in any way, they kind of just exist in RoboZester’s metaverse warehouse that’s basically just an excel spreadsheet.
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Maybe some VCs want to invest in RoboZester’s incredible orange digitization cybernetics?
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Ok, it’s orange time
If you made it this far in the blog post - say the secret word “sassafrass” in the #general channel in Discord to earn TEN oranges.
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Thank you, RoboZester, for your dedication to the zesty community.
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And as usual, stay zesty🍊
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